everyone posting their butts

Jan. 24th, 2026 06:22 pm
[personal profile] ecchis posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

rate that ass meme


rules;;
- comment with header: character | canon | prefs
- comment with a link to an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???

Flirty text starters

Jan. 24th, 2026 03:06 pm
[personal profile] sidewinders posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
flirty text starters


how to play
- top level with your prefs + etc.
- another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)

[ 📲 sms: ] i hate everyone. but not you.
[ 📲 sms: ] want to make a beautiful memory together?
[ 📲 sms: ] i'd rather do nothing with you than something with anyone else.
[ 📲 sms: ] netflix? chill? both?
[ 📲 sms: ] can't stop thinking about you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you're my favorite veggie. a cute-cumber!
[ 📲 sms: ] i adore you. that's all.
[ 📲 sms: ] you make me a better person and i'd like to keep improving.
[ 📲 sms: ] it's cold today. can you warm me up?
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm into curves, and my favorite is your smile.
[ 📲 sms: ] my day is more fun when you're in it.
[ 📲 sms: ] you were in my dreams last night. wanna hear?
[ 📲 sms: ] you were the first thing i thought of when i woke up.
[ 📲 sms: ] i already miss you and can't wait to see you again.
[ 📲 sms: ] what would you do if i were with you right now?
[ 📲 sms: ] hey stranger. stop being a stranger.
[ 📲 sms: ] this is me asking you out. want to get coffee tomorrow?
[ 📲 sms: ] nobody understands me like you do.
[ 📲 sms: ] i wish you were here with me.
[ 📲 sms: ] you never text first. i can’t tell if you hate me or if you’re playing hard to get.
[ 📲 sms: ] which emoji makes you think of me?
[ 📲 sms: ] want to have this conversation in person?
[ 📲 sms: ] i don’t have anything interesting to tell you, but i really wanted to talk to you.
[ 📲 sms: ] everything makes me think of you.
[ 📲 sms: ] i can't sleep. i blame you.
[ 📲 sms: ] surprise! i got you flowers: 💐
[ 📲 sms: ] i can't help but smile every time your name pops up on my screen.
[ 📲 sms: ] you look so good right now. i can’t actually see you, but i assume you look good because you always do.
[ 📲 sms: ] even over text you're so charming.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm smiling just thinking about getting to see you later.
[ 📲 sms: ] my day would've been a lot better if i'd gotten to spend it with you.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm really glad to have you in my life.
[ 📲 sms: ] i could talk to you all night.
[ 📲 sms: ] just thinking about falling in love with you. i'd do it all over again and again.
[ 📲 sms: ] you mean the world to me. don’t ever forget that.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm so incredibly lucky to know you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you get more beautiful every time i see you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you are my heart.
[ 📲 sms: ] you’re single. i'm single. i feel like this is a problem we can solve together.
[ 📲 sms: ] thinking a lot of things about you i can’t say … but i could text.


Pain and Panic, Reporting for Duty!

Jan. 24th, 2026 12:19 pm
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[personal profile] sockhopsolly posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


Some of the coolest threads come from just putting characters in situations! This meme is a chance to do just that.

How to Play:
  1. No blank top-levels. Put a "don't panic, but..." statement in your top-level. Examples:
    • "Don't panic, but my father's coming and I need you to hide me."
    • "Don't panic, but everyone's throwing up."
    • "Don't panic, but I think something just exploded around the corner."
    • "Don't panic, but there's someone following you."
    • "Don't panic, but your shoes clash with that purse really badly."
  2. Respond to other people's statements. Maybe you can help them. Maybe you can make the situation worse. Maybe you can't help but panic.
  3. ????
  4. Profit
Here I am, stuck in an elevator with you~
LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!
The TRAPPED IN AN ELEVATOR Meme

There you are, minding your own business when you have to get on an elevator. Maybe you're on your way to work or home. Maybe you're out running errands. Maybe you're visiting someone or some other various reason.

It's just a box that goes up and down until it doesn't. It suddenly stops and now you're stuck. Uh-oh.

How to play!
Post a top-level comment with your character and why they are taking an elevator that day. Try not to leave a blank comment.
The options are almost endless! Is your character claustrophobic? Is the elevator in dire need of repairs or is it standard maintenance gone awry? Has the power gone out? Is it a trap? Any hanky-panky happening? What's going on?
Have fun! Maybe you'll make a new friend or a nemesis. Who knows?
Congratulations, you're both decades too late and a couple years too early.

[It's called "seasons". :| I'm in the process of a rewatch, okay?! It's a lot of content!]

Yeah, whatever... Look, if you're gonna break me out on a day like today, drinks are on you. I don't make the rules.

[You just did, though...]
I--I don't understand.

I've committed to dying for the Achaeans. I will gladly do so.

Why, then, do you insist on bringing me to some "game"? I don't do well with games; I never did.
For what purpose have I been summoned? It is not yet All Hallows' Eve.

....Though it is true that we can sense many lost souls around here — perhaps damned to wallow in their own despair, belonging to nowhere and no-one.

Is that it? Do you think we might help them find reprieve?

[ A pause, and he tilts his head lightly to the side as though listening to something before speaking again, knuckles taut within the skin of his gloves as he grasps the handle of his cane tightly, suddenly tense. The man draws in a slow, steadying breath. ]

....It wonders about the rules to this realm. It can tell that things are different. [ ... ] It lusts for more than one soul to claim. Do you now see why it is a danger for me to be conjured forth, here? I do not wish to harm the innocents of this realm. This.... "Dreamwidth."

late pic prompts.

Jan. 23rd, 2026 03:00 am
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[personal profile] mllememe posting in [community profile] bakerstreet






THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME


How to play —

— Comment with your character and any preferences.
— Others will leave a picture (or two, or three...)
— Reply to them with a setting or text thread based on the picture.
— Link to any pictures that are NSFW, please.
— Be aware that this meme will be image-heavy.


Oi!

[ there’s a decidedly unimpressed scowl set firmly upon her brow, arms crossed and skinny hip cocked - all sharp angles and pointy edges. prickly and snarling and annoyed; perhaps a front to hide the discomfort of nerves simmering in her gut. ]

As much as I enjoy the thrilling adventure of being plucked from home and put in this… quasi-Globalsoftian database or whatever all this is. [ it rears up again : the chill of fear trickling down the back of her neck. she squashes it with a toss of her head and gnash of teeth.] Are you actually planning to do something with me or is this all a passing lark in the virtual bloody park?

[ a stomp of a booted foot to make her point. a beat passes. her arms unfold so her fingers can fiddle with the hem of her skirt.]

I don’t like to leave Gaz alone for too long. The boy is useless without me.

All the shades of green

Jan. 22nd, 2026 03:07 am
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[personal profile] justformemes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
The Lover's Jealousy Meme


Jealousy is an ugly trait, you know.

People have different levels of comfort when it comes to their significant other or person they're with. Some trust implicitly, knowing that nothing will come between them. Others try to be tolerant, though supposed hints keep them feeling uneasy. Still others, being hurt in the past, can take every little thing as a slight.

However, there isn't much wiggle room when someone makes a pass at your lover right in front of you.

And, to top things off, your partner didn't react with the right amount of disgust. Maybe they were trying to be friendly and polite, and surely they HAD to realize that they were being flirted with. It was a complete bald-faced attempt.

Even if you're the most patient, understanding person in the world, this has to get your dander up. Nobody would expect otherwise. So, how will things go down from here? Will you try to get over it? Repress it and let things bubble out into passive aggression? Get angry? That last one may make matters worse -

Oh, forget it. Did you see the nerve on that one?

Jealousy is an ugly trait; it's also a natural one.


r u l e s
  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Mention if you're more interested in playing the jealous party or the party that's been hit on.
  • Play out your threads. Awkwardness, anger, angst, and make up fluff all encouraged here.

Zoo Meme

Jan. 21st, 2026 09:25 pm
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[personal profile] goggleface posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

Zoo Meme





  1. Post with your character, canon and any prefs

  2. Pick a Prompt and Tag! (OR pick a prompt in your top level! Drop your character’s favorite animal maybe!)

  3. Thread your shenanigans!



We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo! )

listen to your heart 😌

Jan. 21st, 2026 05:11 pm
[personal profile] parrygripp posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
"Can You Handle Your Emotions?"
Emotions are... eh. We all have them, whether we want to or not. Some people have control over their emotions, and some people let their emotions control them. Where does your character fall on this spectrum? More importantly, what's their relationship with their emotions like? Do they bury everything deep, deep down inside, or are they the first one to cry over a sappy movie? Do they even know how they feel about what's going on inside? Pretty meta stuff.
  • No blank top-levels.
  • Instead, characters are to respond to the proposed question: can you handle your emotions? / are you in touch with your feelings?
  • Get deep. Look within. Hear, think feel... or don't.



  • Tell us everything you ate yesterday.
  • Respond to others in person, through text, etc.
  • Tasty? Healthy? Cooked or readymade? Describe your meal in exceptional detail.
  • If anyone's hungry - offer them some restaurant-style grub!
  • Tags:
    [Sitting impossibly still with his eyes closed, earbuds in, Goemon has all the appearance of someone who hasn't noticed the mundane swing by. Of course, this is never the case. He raises a hand after a moment, plucking out an earbud. A walkman is tucked into his dogi. Who knows what else he's got in there - plenty of room for a secret stash of snacks, if he really wanted.]
     
    Mundane-san. You have not reviewed this canon in years. [Something like fifteen, I think, l-lol.]  If you are serious, then you must commit. A strong future cannot be built on a weak foundation.
     
    [Ah, it's not that serious, Goemon.]
     
    You sound like Lupin.
     
    [I choose to take that as a compliment, lol. What if I just want to have a little fun? Like, say, this dear_player post, maaaaybe a meme, and that's it? Wouldn't you want to stretch your legs a bit?]
     
    When what you do involves another person, you must take responsibility. The consequences do not end with you.
     
    [Damn. I get it, but I mean, you sound like I'm going to toss you into a smut meme, or something.]
     
    Smut...?
     
    [Clearly not a word he has encountered in his Duolingo lessons.

    Don't worry about it, Goemon.]

    It’s Tuesday

    Jan. 20th, 2026 07:08 am
    [personal profile] inuyasock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet







    the phone sex +
    sexting meme


    what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

    The Sleeping Meme

    Jan. 19th, 2026 08:45 pm
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    [personal profile] maliceaforesock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

    It's that damn plurk meme. Sort of.

    This is the Sleeping Meme. Plain and simple, your character is sleeping with another one. While sharing a bed and sleeping together with someone is very intimate, smut is not necessary.
     

    What do:
    1) Post with your character. Name and canon go in the subject line.
    2) Include your preferences.
    3) Tag around.
    4) If you tag, pick a letter from A-H according to the diagram above. Ta-da. That's the position the characters are sleeping in.
    5) That's it.

    Random scenarios

    Jan. 19th, 2026 06:48 pm
    [personal profile] knitsock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


    the random scenario meme



    comment with your character.
    respond to others
    lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
    post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
    have a grand ol' time

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